Monday, 27 October 2008
Fuck the (spelling) police xD
Getting negative feedback (from my wife) about the wall of text I wrote earlier and the many spelling errors. Well... FUCK THAT xD I wrote it in a real hurry and I don't really care xD
Falling Down (1993)
(disclaimer. today i'll abuse CAPSLOCK... nerd rage increasing in me already... be warned)
I feel like Michael Douglas in that movie...
today I have so many shit to post... I don't really know if I'll have the time for it. I might aswell do separate posts, but first I'll try to fit it into only one somehow.
- Today's my BD... 34y. SO WHAT? it's just a fucking day more. Why do ppl. make such a big deal out of birthdays, x-mas, easter and all that fucking commercialized celebrations?
- So, my wife told me, as I care so little about my BD, she might mention something on her facebook. Ok, nice... let's see what she wrote. Oh! Can't... BECAUSE FUCKING FACEBOOK REQUIRES YOU TO HAVE A FUCKING ACCOUNT TO EVEN READ... ah the nerd-rage raising inside me. I can feel the dark side.
- Let's check world of warcraft forums... zombie whine post... post whining about zombies... oh: more posts about zombies... people loving zombies... people fucking zombies... people posting like zombies...
For your information, the so called "zombie invasion event" is an event that lasted for over a week and is most probably last over one more week in preparation for the next expansion "Wrath of the Lich King"... there are zombies all over the place and at the current state they can easily infect players (and those players become zombies who can infect other NPC or players) and if you don't get rid of the infection in less than 1 minute, you'll basicly become a zombie and after a few seconds you'll be running back to your corpse just to repeat the whole cycle.
Well, I decided to check a few of those forum posts which had most replies and indeed: people is so FUCKING FULL OF SHIT. A poor lowlevel guy who started playing the game recently is complaining on how he's not enjoying at all, as he get's killed by much higher level zombies all the time. How he cannot hand in any quests as the NPC are dead, same goes for auction house and bank and gryphon masters... what does he get? 6 fucking pages of brainless people flaming him.
Why? because they have like 5 lvl70 chars and they can just log on another char far away. Because they are on low populated servers where no one gives a flying fuck to infect anything (while the opening poster is on one of the most populated and most pvp agressive servers that exist) and whatever other reasons they gove to flame the poor guy just from their own fucking elitist and highlevel point of view. GET A FUCKING BRAIN!!! try put yourself into the guys position for a minute your fuckheads!
- Time for lunch... first dish on the menu: "oiled spaghetti with garlic and hot pepper"... I ask for a second napkin as I know I'll end up all covered in the fucking oil. While eating I read the "20 minutes" newspaper (if it can even be called a fucking newspaper) and while observing how the oil splatters all over the table, newspaper and napkin I realize what huge amount of BULLSHIT we have on this "too warm for fucking end of october" monday... let's start.
* Cover: Eduardo Noriega (an spanish actor) sais the the dubbing sucks. WOW HELLO! WELCOME TO 30 YEARS AGO YOU DUMBNUT. I have to say that whilst spanish (and specially catalan) dubbing quality (as in the quality of the voice actors) is one of the best in europe... the fucktards who actually write the translations (specially of movie names) must be retarded. and the fucking same retards than when this whole shit started. example? "Falling Down" translates into "Un dia de furia" ("a day of fury") like WTF?
* Page 2: Barcelona railway using same schedules than 10 years ago. HELLO YOU FUCKTARDS, with only one rail from Barcelona<->Calella and the train going both directions there is only so much you can do. Stop whining about it. Be proud you're using the FIRST railway in whole spain. Stop bitching that trains are too full and not too frequent and find a fucking job in your own little fucking city instead. Or move to Barcelona which is what I did. Fucking 2h. travels every day you go to work? How fucking retarded are you? You cannot pay a flat in Barcelona? Go fuck yourself and live in a smaller flat you asshole. You can¡t have everything. You can't have a 120m2 flat for the price of a 120m2 house 100km away from Barcelona centre. GET OVER IT.
* Page 4: some yadda yadda about politicians having high salaries? NO SHIT SHERLOCK. Did we really need a fucking newspaper to know that? let governement pay for their bodyguards and their salary be 1100 euros like mine is. What the fuck do they need so high salaries? Didn't they dress jeans before? didn't they eat SHIT before? didn't they drive a fucking SEAT before? Why the fucking hell do they need to dress armani, drive mercedes and eat in nice restaurants every fucking day? I want them to fix the fucking country, not to go on a damn fashion exhibition.
* Page 6: some californian cons (aka: swindlers) got catched in sitges. Sitges is only known for 2 things: the movie festival and their gay-beach... and there was no movie festival lately, so guess why those fucktards camje here, lol.
The thing is... I read this news like friday already in online newspapers... so WHAT IS SO FUCKING NEW HERE? why did they even bother to fill their space with shit as old as... as old as... bleh, fill in yourself.
* Page 7 wohooooooooo my favourite one... letters to the director/newspaper muhahahaha.
Some guy/gal complaining that he/she catched the driver of the metro just reading the newspaper and pressing a button so the train started to move. HELLO!!! 2008!!! 21th CENTURY MOTHERFUCKER!!! most of the trains in the underground run mostly automated. It's a wellknown fact that the "drivers" are only there so ppl. like YOU fucktard feel safer as they aren't confortable to be in a vehicle driven by a computer.
And the absolute star of the day, is a little column with phrases of what people wrote on the newspaper webpage about something. Today: what did you do when this weekend changed the hour from 3am to 2am?
Replies are all like this: "i waited till 3am and changed to 2am then went to bed", "i kept studying", "i work at a hotel and had to work 1 more hour for free", "i called all americans to vote to let our president into the G8 meeting", "i fucked my wife an extra hour"
ok... lol. so, you're telling me NO ONE WAS FUCKING SMART ENOUGH TO CHANGE THE CLOCK BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP? fucktards. retards. there is no insult good enough for this brainless cunts. and the newspaper is even worse for picking those fucking messages.
here are my replies, in same order: "fucking get a clock that changes automaticly or change the hour before going to sleep you brainless twat", "yeah studying... suuuuuuuure", "if you wouldn't get kicked of your fucking job every 3 month, you would get that hour back when they change the hour next spring you motherfucker", "why did you even bother to post that shit? why do you want our president in the G8 meeting anyways? they're gonna ignore him anyways... as if he had to say anything interesting anyways", "yeah, you fucked your wife 3 more minutes and then you spend the other 57 smoking. asshole. why did the newspaper even publish that shit?"
* Page 8: 1/3 of spaniards can't get together work with home. "a recent study bla bla bla"
WHO THE FUCKING HELL PAYED FOR YET ANOTHER STUDY ON SOMETHING WE FUCKING KNOW FOR A CENTURY NOW??? When you work from 9-19 and your kids go to school from 9-17 (and they don't get there on their own) there is no fucking way to conciliate your work&home life. you don't like it? don't have fucking kids or move to another country.
That being said, I'd love to work from 8-16 for example. Why the fuck do I needs 2h. for lunch? I lunch in 35 minutes max and then come here to rant on my fucking blog...
But that aint gonna happen. We had to change EVERY COMPANY in this country for it to happen... and I ask myself... they forced the whole country to stop smoking at work... why can't their enforce decent european working hours?
* Page 9: a family is sueing a cop for slapping a 16y. old kid that was doing stupid shit with his bike... they write this news as if the cop was the bad guy and i bet my left testictle that the kid is a fucking prepotent retarded asshole who teased the cop to no end. Ok, cop should have brang him to the policestation instead of putting a hand on the kid, but the kid probably deserved that and much more.
* Page 9: Ingrid Betancourt: to change the world you need to reach the hearts: omg... go back the jungle and fuck a monkey (or a FARC member for that matter) ... you wanna change the world? A FUCKING ASTEROID IS NOT GONNA CHANGE THIS SHIT.
* Page 9: the pope asks to have more bibles at schools: lolwut? GTFO, school is schoolm, leave religion to the church. I totally disagree on giving religion classes at school. Religion (whichever religion, not just catolic) is fully made of bullshit and people talking to flaming bushes or farting fishes... not fact in it whatsoever (and if you don't believe me, go ask what story lies behind the mormons... you're gonna laugh your ass off for hours). LEAVE THE RELIGION OUT OF SCHOOLS. More matematics, more music, more sports. specially sports. THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.
* now the sports section... I'll totally skip that coz I don't stand reading about some brainless people that only work since they're 16y till 35y and make more money than a whole country.
* Page 15: THE CURE IS BACK!!!! what more can I say. Need to dow... erm to go and buy the disc :)
* Page 16: the extended version of what Eduardo Noriega said in the cover. One thing he mentions is that spaniards should stop to dub movies at all. BINGO! here I agree, that would raise the spanish fucking-lame english level quite a bit. But dude... you're like 30 years too late?
and well, the rest is not even worth mentioning... so let's go to the rest of the day so far, which will lead me to this precise moment in the present I am now...
last thing to add to my readers (which right now consist of my wife, 2 more friends and maybe some google-bot) is that GOOGLE IS RETARDED!!!!
you heard me well... they give us many free services and much stuff that "more or less" works well.
emphasis on "more or less" because certain things are totally retarded.
example?
IGOOGLE: without any warning, the tabs that were nicely placed on top of your addins now is on the left side occupying a whole fucking frame even if you don't have any tabs configured at all. waste of space and totally retarded. we can probably expect to get some commercials there soon to spam us to hell.
BOOKMARKS: while the label idea is nice... not being able to use SUBFOLDERS is totally retarded. most users would love a combination of both folders and labels (more or less like in yahho bar, which apart from the bookmark part sucks ass) I have around 200 bookmarks (and I know ppl. with 2000+) and it fills the screen from top to bottom already, even with plenty of labels... I need fucking folders and subfolders, not this bullshit.
anyways. 15:26 this is it for today... I think I posted enough for a whole week, lol. gonna go work now, customer visit (probably someone who forgot to plugin the USB cable to get the printer working)
Cya another day... or not...
I feel like Michael Douglas in that movie...
today I have so many shit to post... I don't really know if I'll have the time for it. I might aswell do separate posts, but first I'll try to fit it into only one somehow.
- Today's my BD... 34y. SO WHAT? it's just a fucking day more. Why do ppl. make such a big deal out of birthdays, x-mas, easter and all that fucking commercialized celebrations?
- So, my wife told me, as I care so little about my BD, she might mention something on her facebook. Ok, nice... let's see what she wrote. Oh! Can't... BECAUSE FUCKING FACEBOOK REQUIRES YOU TO HAVE A FUCKING ACCOUNT TO EVEN READ... ah the nerd-rage raising inside me. I can feel the dark side.
- Let's check world of warcraft forums... zombie whine post... post whining about zombies... oh: more posts about zombies... people loving zombies... people fucking zombies... people posting like zombies...
For your information, the so called "zombie invasion event" is an event that lasted for over a week and is most probably last over one more week in preparation for the next expansion "Wrath of the Lich King"... there are zombies all over the place and at the current state they can easily infect players (and those players become zombies who can infect other NPC or players) and if you don't get rid of the infection in less than 1 minute, you'll basicly become a zombie and after a few seconds you'll be running back to your corpse just to repeat the whole cycle.
Well, I decided to check a few of those forum posts which had most replies and indeed: people is so FUCKING FULL OF SHIT. A poor lowlevel guy who started playing the game recently is complaining on how he's not enjoying at all, as he get's killed by much higher level zombies all the time. How he cannot hand in any quests as the NPC are dead, same goes for auction house and bank and gryphon masters... what does he get? 6 fucking pages of brainless people flaming him.
Why? because they have like 5 lvl70 chars and they can just log on another char far away. Because they are on low populated servers where no one gives a flying fuck to infect anything (while the opening poster is on one of the most populated and most pvp agressive servers that exist) and whatever other reasons they gove to flame the poor guy just from their own fucking elitist and highlevel point of view. GET A FUCKING BRAIN!!! try put yourself into the guys position for a minute your fuckheads!
- Time for lunch... first dish on the menu: "oiled spaghetti with garlic and hot pepper"... I ask for a second napkin as I know I'll end up all covered in the fucking oil. While eating I read the "20 minutes" newspaper (if it can even be called a fucking newspaper) and while observing how the oil splatters all over the table, newspaper and napkin I realize what huge amount of BULLSHIT we have on this "too warm for fucking end of october" monday... let's start.
* Cover: Eduardo Noriega (an spanish actor) sais the the dubbing sucks. WOW HELLO! WELCOME TO 30 YEARS AGO YOU DUMBNUT. I have to say that whilst spanish (and specially catalan) dubbing quality (as in the quality of the voice actors) is one of the best in europe... the fucktards who actually write the translations (specially of movie names) must be retarded. and the fucking same retards than when this whole shit started. example? "Falling Down" translates into "Un dia de furia" ("a day of fury") like WTF?
* Page 2: Barcelona railway using same schedules than 10 years ago. HELLO YOU FUCKTARDS, with only one rail from Barcelona<->Calella and the train going both directions there is only so much you can do. Stop whining about it. Be proud you're using the FIRST railway in whole spain. Stop bitching that trains are too full and not too frequent and find a fucking job in your own little fucking city instead. Or move to Barcelona which is what I did. Fucking 2h. travels every day you go to work? How fucking retarded are you? You cannot pay a flat in Barcelona? Go fuck yourself and live in a smaller flat you asshole. You can¡t have everything. You can't have a 120m2 flat for the price of a 120m2 house 100km away from Barcelona centre. GET OVER IT.
* Page 4: some yadda yadda about politicians having high salaries? NO SHIT SHERLOCK. Did we really need a fucking newspaper to know that? let governement pay for their bodyguards and their salary be 1100 euros like mine is. What the fuck do they need so high salaries? Didn't they dress jeans before? didn't they eat SHIT before? didn't they drive a fucking SEAT before? Why the fucking hell do they need to dress armani, drive mercedes and eat in nice restaurants every fucking day? I want them to fix the fucking country, not to go on a damn fashion exhibition.
* Page 6: some californian cons (aka: swindlers) got catched in sitges. Sitges is only known for 2 things: the movie festival and their gay-beach... and there was no movie festival lately, so guess why those fucktards camje here, lol.
The thing is... I read this news like friday already in online newspapers... so WHAT IS SO FUCKING NEW HERE? why did they even bother to fill their space with shit as old as... as old as... bleh, fill in yourself.
* Page 7 wohooooooooo my favourite one... letters to the director/newspaper muhahahaha.
Some guy/gal complaining that he/she catched the driver of the metro just reading the newspaper and pressing a button so the train started to move. HELLO!!! 2008!!! 21th CENTURY MOTHERFUCKER!!! most of the trains in the underground run mostly automated. It's a wellknown fact that the "drivers" are only there so ppl. like YOU fucktard feel safer as they aren't confortable to be in a vehicle driven by a computer.
And the absolute star of the day, is a little column with phrases of what people wrote on the newspaper webpage about something. Today: what did you do when this weekend changed the hour from 3am to 2am?
Replies are all like this: "i waited till 3am and changed to 2am then went to bed", "i kept studying", "i work at a hotel and had to work 1 more hour for free", "i called all americans to vote to let our president into the G8 meeting", "i fucked my wife an extra hour"
ok... lol. so, you're telling me NO ONE WAS FUCKING SMART ENOUGH TO CHANGE THE CLOCK BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP? fucktards. retards. there is no insult good enough for this brainless cunts. and the newspaper is even worse for picking those fucking messages.
here are my replies, in same order: "fucking get a clock that changes automaticly or change the hour before going to sleep you brainless twat", "yeah studying... suuuuuuuure", "if you wouldn't get kicked of your fucking job every 3 month, you would get that hour back when they change the hour next spring you motherfucker", "why did you even bother to post that shit? why do you want our president in the G8 meeting anyways? they're gonna ignore him anyways... as if he had to say anything interesting anyways", "yeah, you fucked your wife 3 more minutes and then you spend the other 57 smoking. asshole. why did the newspaper even publish that shit?"
* Page 8: 1/3 of spaniards can't get together work with home. "a recent study bla bla bla"
WHO THE FUCKING HELL PAYED FOR YET ANOTHER STUDY ON SOMETHING WE FUCKING KNOW FOR A CENTURY NOW??? When you work from 9-19 and your kids go to school from 9-17 (and they don't get there on their own) there is no fucking way to conciliate your work&home life. you don't like it? don't have fucking kids or move to another country.
That being said, I'd love to work from 8-16 for example. Why the fuck do I needs 2h. for lunch? I lunch in 35 minutes max and then come here to rant on my fucking blog...
But that aint gonna happen. We had to change EVERY COMPANY in this country for it to happen... and I ask myself... they forced the whole country to stop smoking at work... why can't their enforce decent european working hours?
* Page 9: a family is sueing a cop for slapping a 16y. old kid that was doing stupid shit with his bike... they write this news as if the cop was the bad guy and i bet my left testictle that the kid is a fucking prepotent retarded asshole who teased the cop to no end. Ok, cop should have brang him to the policestation instead of putting a hand on the kid, but the kid probably deserved that and much more.
* Page 9: Ingrid Betancourt: to change the world you need to reach the hearts: omg... go back the jungle and fuck a monkey (or a FARC member for that matter) ... you wanna change the world? A FUCKING ASTEROID IS NOT GONNA CHANGE THIS SHIT.
* Page 9: the pope asks to have more bibles at schools: lolwut? GTFO, school is schoolm, leave religion to the church. I totally disagree on giving religion classes at school. Religion (whichever religion, not just catolic) is fully made of bullshit and people talking to flaming bushes or farting fishes... not fact in it whatsoever (and if you don't believe me, go ask what story lies behind the mormons... you're gonna laugh your ass off for hours). LEAVE THE RELIGION OUT OF SCHOOLS. More matematics, more music, more sports. specially sports. THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.
* now the sports section... I'll totally skip that coz I don't stand reading about some brainless people that only work since they're 16y till 35y and make more money than a whole country.
* Page 15: THE CURE IS BACK!!!! what more can I say. Need to dow... erm to go and buy the disc :)
* Page 16: the extended version of what Eduardo Noriega said in the cover. One thing he mentions is that spaniards should stop to dub movies at all. BINGO! here I agree, that would raise the spanish fucking-lame english level quite a bit. But dude... you're like 30 years too late?
and well, the rest is not even worth mentioning... so let's go to the rest of the day so far, which will lead me to this precise moment in the present I am now...
last thing to add to my readers (which right now consist of my wife, 2 more friends and maybe some google-bot) is that GOOGLE IS RETARDED!!!!
you heard me well... they give us many free services and much stuff that "more or less" works well.
emphasis on "more or less" because certain things are totally retarded.
example?
IGOOGLE: without any warning, the tabs that were nicely placed on top of your addins now is on the left side occupying a whole fucking frame even if you don't have any tabs configured at all. waste of space and totally retarded. we can probably expect to get some commercials there soon to spam us to hell.
BOOKMARKS: while the label idea is nice... not being able to use SUBFOLDERS is totally retarded. most users would love a combination of both folders and labels (more or less like in yahho bar, which apart from the bookmark part sucks ass) I have around 200 bookmarks (and I know ppl. with 2000+) and it fills the screen from top to bottom already, even with plenty of labels... I need fucking folders and subfolders, not this bullshit.
anyways. 15:26 this is it for today... I think I posted enough for a whole week, lol. gonna go work now, customer visit (probably someone who forgot to plugin the USB cable to get the printer working)
Cya another day... or not...
Wednesday, 22 October 2008
My "chicken veggie sandwich"
So, running to the underground to go work this morning, I remembered 2 things...
First: never read email when you're about to leave, coz you will end up being late...
And secondly the irony known as a "Vegetable chicken sandwich"... I mean WTF... If it has chicken, it's not a veggie sandwich anymore.To what the girl behind the counter could only smile and reply "I guess so".
Anyways, after 2 metro stations, the problem was solved... I don't usually eat, I DEVOUR.
First: never read email when you're about to leave, coz you will end up being late...
And secondly the irony known as a "Vegetable chicken sandwich"... I mean WTF... If it has chicken, it's not a veggie sandwich anymore.To what the girl behind the counter could only smile and reply "I guess so".
Anyways, after 2 metro stations, the problem was solved... I don't usually eat, I DEVOUR.
Tuesday, 21 October 2008
Providers... how stupid can they be?
Sorry for not posting last few days (as if any1 apart from my wife reads this anyways)... been very busy at work with an installation of a customers new office...
Today a new server arrived. Not any brand like Dell or HP... but the kinda brand-less stuff our provider mounts for us... as it's cheap.
I power up the machine, spam DEL to get into the bios, go to the hard disk options and... NO RAID?
WTF? This is not the first time our providers do crap like that. Now I'm gonna have to use a PCI raid adapter coz I CBA to even argue with that dumb guys...
I order a SERVER with TWO HARDDISKS for a RAID-1 ... and they deliver me a fucking motherboard without any sort of raid compatibility whatsoever... /sigh
Today a new server arrived. Not any brand like Dell or HP... but the kinda brand-less stuff our provider mounts for us... as it's cheap.
I power up the machine, spam DEL to get into the bios, go to the hard disk options and... NO RAID?
WTF? This is not the first time our providers do crap like that. Now I'm gonna have to use a PCI raid adapter coz I CBA to even argue with that dumb guys...
I order a SERVER with TWO HARDDISKS for a RAID-1 ... and they deliver me a fucking motherboard without any sort of raid compatibility whatsoever... /sigh
Friday, 17 October 2008
addons...
Yesterday I updated some WoW addons... and the UI I was rebuilding after the 3.02 patch got totally screwed... seems like ONE addon was blocking many others... finally found the culprit by trial&error deleting all addons and slowly adding them again one by one. /sigh
Turns out it was "ArkInventory" (addon to see and search items stored in your alts)... fucking wasted 1h. by finding out that a small simple update broke all this.
But not only games have addons... blogs do too. And what do see? That I can't find a simple visits counter for my blog. lol. have tried 4 different addons (or addins, call it whatever u want) and either they don't do what I want or they are straight away broken. Maybe I'll invest more time later to find one, or even make my own one... but seems pretty retarded to me to spend 30 minutes and NOT finding this simple fucking addon.
While browsing through addons I found one that by description sounded nice: a blog addon to see what other important things happened in the past, but same date as today. I like that. But instead of getting information on what important person was born today or what medical discovery was done or what war started on todays date... what do I get? That a fucking huge building was build in Singapur? WHO THE FUCK CARES? geez... I guess I'll try the same addon on a different day just to see if the info is a bit more interesting.
But not only that... that addon comes with 3 modes: 1 extended mode (per default) that shows you a picture and fills the fucking page with a ton of text. 1 reduced mode which only shows the title and you can click on the link to see the info... and 1 weird mode that's straight away NOT working. bleh... why can't people keep their shit updated and fixed?
Internet can be worse that fucking spanish roads...
Turns out it was "ArkInventory" (addon to see and search items stored in your alts)... fucking wasted 1h. by finding out that a small simple update broke all this.
But not only games have addons... blogs do too. And what do see? That I can't find a simple visits counter for my blog. lol. have tried 4 different addons (or addins, call it whatever u want) and either they don't do what I want or they are straight away broken. Maybe I'll invest more time later to find one, or even make my own one... but seems pretty retarded to me to spend 30 minutes and NOT finding this simple fucking addon.
While browsing through addons I found one that by description sounded nice: a blog addon to see what other important things happened in the past, but same date as today. I like that. But instead of getting information on what important person was born today or what medical discovery was done or what war started on todays date... what do I get? That a fucking huge building was build in Singapur? WHO THE FUCK CARES? geez... I guess I'll try the same addon on a different day just to see if the info is a bit more interesting.
But not only that... that addon comes with 3 modes: 1 extended mode (per default) that shows you a picture and fills the fucking page with a ton of text. 1 reduced mode which only shows the title and you can click on the link to see the info... and 1 weird mode that's straight away NOT working. bleh... why can't people keep their shit updated and fixed?
Internet can be worse that fucking spanish roads...
Thursday, 16 October 2008
Gief bed
zzzZZzzzzz
Yesterday was "patchday"
Blizzard screwed up the Blackout battlegroup the whole day. Finally at midnight (+- 9h. too late) it was possible to log into Twilight's Hammer.
I started to try some stuff and fix some addons (btw wowmatrix > curse) and suddenly it was 4am
"Gief bed"....
Yesterday was "patchday"
Blizzard screwed up the Blackout battlegroup the whole day. Finally at midnight (+- 9h. too late) it was possible to log into Twilight's Hammer.
I started to try some stuff and fix some addons (btw wowmatrix > curse) and suddenly it was 4am
"Gief bed"....
Wednesday, 15 October 2008
Vodafone & Blackberry cunts
Ok, sitting in the bus and writing this blog entry... I realise I didn't activate the blogging per mail thingy. Doh!
Don't call me NERD yet for blogging from my PDA, I'm not the kind of guy who spends extra cash just to send some stupid text to a internetz blog. I'll write this and send it when I'm near a free WIFI. Public transport is just too boring.
Which brings me to the actual topic of this post.
I switched to Vodafone quite some years ago, coz the price was better and I was getting shitload of MMS spam with Movistar. So far so good, except the spam I get now starts to be more and more.
Out of boredom I called Vodafone to check prices on some emailing plan. Turns out such a plan is pretty cheap if you are a Blackberry user... But costs 3x times more if you want to check the same fucking pop account from a regular windows mobile phone.. I'll try again in a couple of years.
Fuck Vodafone and as we are at it fuck Blackberrys too.
Don't call me NERD yet for blogging from my PDA, I'm not the kind of guy who spends extra cash just to send some stupid text to a internetz blog. I'll write this and send it when I'm near a free WIFI. Public transport is just too boring.
Which brings me to the actual topic of this post.
I switched to Vodafone quite some years ago, coz the price was better and I was getting shitload of MMS spam with Movistar. So far so good, except the spam I get now starts to be more and more.
Out of boredom I called Vodafone to check prices on some emailing plan. Turns out such a plan is pretty cheap if you are a Blackberry user... But costs 3x times more if you want to check the same fucking pop account from a regular windows mobile phone.. I'll try again in a couple of years.
Fuck Vodafone and as we are at it fuck Blackberrys too.
iGoogle here i come...
Have been a bit bored this week (which is why this blog was created) and one thing I did was customizing my google.
I didn't really bother before with this, because just and plain i DON'T NEED IT. There is so many people doing so many stupid things they don't need... and from a I&T point of view, this sort of "I wan't to have even if I don't need" attitude is what fucks up customer computers (not to talk about their real lifes which won't get anywhere with that attitude either). I don't usually install anything I don't really NEED on my computer. Nor do I buy things I won't use.
Anyways, it's excellent. This will make sure I'll keep my job for some more years...
After a few tests I figured out that if I am logged into my google account, I'll see the same iGoogle everywhere. Not bad. Got a few RSS feeds added, the weather and news flashes. Don't want to crowd it too much anyways or I'll end up just deleting the whole thing.
BUT... and here it comes... the whole idea of customizing my google came up to me because I was trying to find some sort of "thing" to see TV schedules easily and in a clean and structured way...
I failed. Indeed there are some TV schedules addins, but they are for foreign TV.
If anyone knows a nice iGoogle addin for spanish TV schedules, leave a comment here please. If possible one for all channels (even cable channels) and not just one different addin for each channel.
I didn't really bother before with this, because just and plain i DON'T NEED IT. There is so many people doing so many stupid things they don't need... and from a I&T point of view, this sort of "I wan't to have even if I don't need" attitude is what fucks up customer computers (not to talk about their real lifes which won't get anywhere with that attitude either). I don't usually install anything I don't really NEED on my computer. Nor do I buy things I won't use.
Anyways, it's excellent. This will make sure I'll keep my job for some more years...
After a few tests I figured out that if I am logged into my google account, I'll see the same iGoogle everywhere. Not bad. Got a few RSS feeds added, the weather and news flashes. Don't want to crowd it too much anyways or I'll end up just deleting the whole thing.
BUT... and here it comes... the whole idea of customizing my google came up to me because I was trying to find some sort of "thing" to see TV schedules easily and in a clean and structured way...
I failed. Indeed there are some TV schedules addins, but they are for foreign TV.
If anyone knows a nice iGoogle addin for spanish TV schedules, leave a comment here please. If possible one for all channels (even cable channels) and not just one different addin for each channel.
Does it matter where the thief comes from?
This is a typical news flash example I see way too often...
"Chinese citizen uses acid hidden in a tobacco packet to cheat on slot gambling machines"
With a picture of the little plastic acid can in a tobacco packet and a little description how he put that acid into the "insert coin slot" .
Ok, let's ignore the fact that slot machine fabricators must be retarded, if by BREAKING the coin slot, the machine gives out more money... and lets focus on the header...
Chinese citizen? I read headers like that here in Spain over and over and over, day after day and after day... in my opinion, news like that are pure RACISM. They fuel racism in other people by telling us that FOREIGN PEOPLE all are thieves. I don't see any news flash saying "Spanish citizen fucks and kills his dog". No... only foreigners.
Yes, we have huge immigration and I'll admit that it's so huge that it is some sort of a problem. Even worse: Barcelona is in the region of Catalonia and there is a pretty huge (and retarded) hate going on between the rest of Spain and Catalonia (I am not gonna go into the detail of arguing who's right and wrong or who started it)
But when a spaniard does something bad, they say "a guy from Madrid steals in Madrid"... and when a foreigner does something wrong it is "OMG A CHINESE CITIZEN CHEATED SLOT MACHINES IN BARCELONA"... like c'mon? That guy pretty sure didn't come all the way from China to steal, and for dinner back to China? He fucking lives here.
And more important: who the fuck cares what his nationality is?
We have enough racism, wannabe-skins (those 14y. old braindeads can't even be considered real skin-heads), hooligans (check latest Barça-Español encounter news) and general hate amongst our own fucking people already. We don't need the damn newspapers to come with their sensionalist bullshit to fuel the hate even more.
"Chinese citizen uses acid hidden in a tobacco packet to cheat on slot gambling machines"
With a picture of the little plastic acid can in a tobacco packet and a little description how he put that acid into the "insert coin slot" .
Ok, let's ignore the fact that slot machine fabricators must be retarded, if by BREAKING the coin slot, the machine gives out more money... and lets focus on the header...
Chinese citizen? I read headers like that here in Spain over and over and over, day after day and after day... in my opinion, news like that are pure RACISM. They fuel racism in other people by telling us that FOREIGN PEOPLE all are thieves. I don't see any news flash saying "Spanish citizen fucks and kills his dog". No... only foreigners.
Yes, we have huge immigration and I'll admit that it's so huge that it is some sort of a problem. Even worse: Barcelona is in the region of Catalonia and there is a pretty huge (and retarded) hate going on between the rest of Spain and Catalonia (I am not gonna go into the detail of arguing who's right and wrong or who started it)
But when a spaniard does something bad, they say "a guy from Madrid steals in Madrid"... and when a foreigner does something wrong it is "OMG A CHINESE CITIZEN CHEATED SLOT MACHINES IN BARCELONA"... like c'mon? That guy pretty sure didn't come all the way from China to steal, and for dinner back to China? He fucking lives here.
And more important: who the fuck cares what his nationality is?
We have enough racism, wannabe-skins (those 14y. old braindeads can't even be considered real skin-heads), hooligans (check latest Barça-Español encounter news) and general hate amongst our own fucking people already. We don't need the damn newspapers to come with their sensionalist bullshit to fuel the hate even more.
ZOMG!!!111 my first real post
I usually read the newspaper (La Vanguardia) every day when I am at lunch.
Most of the times I find stuff which is the usual bullshit for which I decided to create this crap blog or sometimes it just gives me a chuckle... The part I read most of the diary is the part where the public writes a open letter "to the director".
Anyways, something I have been commenting lately with my relatives is the news that our worlds favourite president Mr. Bush wanted to inject 700.000 millions of $ into someones ass (whatever that means, I am no economist).
Well, some1 wrote a letter to the newspaper and I can only agree with what he said.
He basically said that he was just a student, no clue about economy (hey, sounds like me) and not very good at math either. And that he wondered why Mr. USA president wanted to inject so much money into their economy... The guy divided 700.000M $ per 6.400M human beings on this planet and came up with the magical number of +-109M $ that Mr. Bush could give to EACH OF THE HABITANTS OF THIS PLANET. Instead of fixing his fucking economic system or the so called "world crisis"...
Hundred and nine million dollars...
that sure sounds awesome... no need to work anymore... no more hungry people... a decent home... no need for wars (alltho some1 still WILL find a reason to kill gazillions of others) and a large ETC comes into my mind when thinking about that...
Yeah I guess all that money is not "real money" but just "virtual" money that never leaves the banks computer... but still... I read such news and I can only think one thing: BULLSHIT.
Most of the times I find stuff which is the usual bullshit for which I decided to create this crap blog or sometimes it just gives me a chuckle... The part I read most of the diary is the part where the public writes a open letter "to the director".
Anyways, something I have been commenting lately with my relatives is the news that our worlds favourite president Mr. Bush wanted to inject 700.000 millions of $ into someones ass (whatever that means, I am no economist).
Well, some1 wrote a letter to the newspaper and I can only agree with what he said.
He basically said that he was just a student, no clue about economy (hey, sounds like me) and not very good at math either. And that he wondered why Mr. USA president wanted to inject so much money into their economy... The guy divided 700.000M $ per 6.400M human beings on this planet and came up with the magical number of +-109M $ that Mr. Bush could give to EACH OF THE HABITANTS OF THIS PLANET. Instead of fixing his fucking economic system or the so called "world crisis"...
Hundred and nine million dollars...
that sure sounds awesome... no need to work anymore... no more hungry people... a decent home... no need for wars (alltho some1 still WILL find a reason to kill gazillions of others) and a large ETC comes into my mind when thinking about that...
Yeah I guess all that money is not "real money" but just "virtual" money that never leaves the banks computer... but still... I read such news and I can only think one thing: BULLSHIT.
A mis visitantes españoles
To my spanish visitors:
if you wonder why this blog is in english:
because I write whatever fucking language I want in my blog. And if you don't understand it, too bad for you. L2speak english.
if you wonder why this blog is in english:
because I write whatever fucking language I want in my blog. And if you don't understand it, too bad for you. L2speak english.
Whalecum
What is this all about? Easy... it's my daily ranting against everything and the world.
This last year hasn't been too good morale wise for me. I have no fucking clue why.
I have a job, the best wife in the world, nice friends... yet I am totally pissed most of the time.
I've always hated blogs or bloggers... what's all the damn fuzz about blogs anyways... I had my personal "diary-like" webpage when most of this dumbasses were still wearing diapers.
But while sitting bored in my office while drooling at installation progress bars (fuck you microsoft for your retarded progress bars where you never know when it's done) like looking at the washmachine, I decided to check what services google had to offer (apart the ones I use already)
Now I can see where bloggers come from. I remember when I did my personal webpage like 8-9 years ago... It was a pain to keep updated. Blogging fits more into our actual society, where we ban smoking from public places today and tomorrow we'll give the electric chair to people who DARE to use their brain. Nowadays everything needs to be easy... one click... don't think... be as dumb as possible, it will be perfect for your government. So I'm gonna sign up too to this dumbness... can't be arsed to use my brain after a hard days of touching my balls at work.
Maybe I have just watched too many George Carlin shows, maybe Zeitgeist just impressed me too much... maybe I am just tired of the videogames becoming duller and duller and easy enough to be completed by 6y olds, so they can sell more games... Or maybe I am just a fucking cunt and full of shit. I don't care, but I am gonna whine and rant in this blog as long as I can... or as long as my attention span allows me to continue this crap.
Whalecum to my blog
This last year hasn't been too good morale wise for me. I have no fucking clue why.
I have a job, the best wife in the world, nice friends... yet I am totally pissed most of the time.
I've always hated blogs or bloggers... what's all the damn fuzz about blogs anyways... I had my personal "diary-like" webpage when most of this dumbasses were still wearing diapers.
But while sitting bored in my office while drooling at installation progress bars (fuck you microsoft for your retarded progress bars where you never know when it's done) like looking at the washmachine, I decided to check what services google had to offer (apart the ones I use already)
Now I can see where bloggers come from. I remember when I did my personal webpage like 8-9 years ago... It was a pain to keep updated. Blogging fits more into our actual society, where we ban smoking from public places today and tomorrow we'll give the electric chair to people who DARE to use their brain. Nowadays everything needs to be easy... one click... don't think... be as dumb as possible, it will be perfect for your government. So I'm gonna sign up too to this dumbness... can't be arsed to use my brain after a hard days of touching my balls at work.
Maybe I have just watched too many George Carlin shows, maybe Zeitgeist just impressed me too much... maybe I am just tired of the videogames becoming duller and duller and easy enough to be completed by 6y olds, so they can sell more games... Or maybe I am just a fucking cunt and full of shit. I don't care, but I am gonna whine and rant in this blog as long as I can... or as long as my attention span allows me to continue this crap.
Whalecum to my blog
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