Whalecum

What is this all about? Easy... it's my daily ranting against everything and the world.

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Wednesday, 1 April 2009

what the fuck are you looking at, huh?

Ah, here are the pictures that i mention in the next post. was waiting to them get uploaded while writing the next post. Fucking phone still said "sending" when it had finished ages ago. /sigh

So, was visiting a customer near Paseo de Gracia metro station... and as perv as i am, ofc i got a boner when i saw this big AD.

Why is such a big ad there in first place? well easy. when some1 restores a building, they cover all the maintenance shit with one big ad. and ofc the major doesn't care, neither does the police. as long as the fucking money flows i guess. however don't you dare to put a small ad about your city-district anual celebrations on your own damn balcony coz you'll get sued for disturbing "urban design" in less than a fucking day. funny? no. FUCKING TRUE AS HELL.

But that's not even my point of this post.
what the fuck is my point? here comes the kicker... you see that building to the right of the ad? THAT'S THE FUCKING BATLLO HOUSE FROM GAUDI!!! like gazillions of people (specially japs, hehe) come every single fucking day and spend like half an hour taking pictures of the fucking building.
Now, imagine they come home and start showing the pictures of their vacation to other people. what the fuck do you think people is gonna look at? they won't even see the fucking batllo house but just the damn BOOBS of the huge ad on the left.

This is what the barcelona major Jordi "fucking" Hereu want's tourists to remember us for?

- "oh i was in barcelona last week"
- "so, what u liked most? la pedrera, sagrada familia? maybe the beach?"
- "nah, i liked the boner i got at the huge boobs from a huge ad next to casa batllo"
- "so, how was casa battlo?"
- "dunno, WHO THE FUCK CARES, THOSE BOOBS WHERE HUGE!"

jesus fucking christ. everyone knows i am as pervert as anyone. i like big boobs and hot chicks. hell yeah. but is it really necesary to put that fucking ad next to one of the most beautiful buildings in our city, visited by millions of people every year?


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